Swine flu. Run for my life!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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