I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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