just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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