1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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