is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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