Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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