a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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