Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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