If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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