East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
