Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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