did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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