Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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