you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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