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i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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