Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I still have a little drunk in my system
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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