Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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