The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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