Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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