I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My pussy is not your playground.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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