Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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