Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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