Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she pinky promised me she was 18
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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