Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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