we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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