you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Never joke about your clitoris.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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