There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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