Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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