redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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