If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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