If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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