She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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