whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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