just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He shit in the fireplace
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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