Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
