I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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