nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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