I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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