google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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