No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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