I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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