dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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