i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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