You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Randomize
