you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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