he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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