Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Randomize
