i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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