dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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