I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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