Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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