When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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