You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
vagina is talking i cant
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
