Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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