i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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