Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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