Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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