Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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