escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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