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her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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